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injureddreams: Chu~ ♥ Dedicated to Wuffen~ Hoping it will inspire more TP art because I’m dying to know what happens to these two in your comic Orz No pressure! JESUS CHRIST YOU ARE KILLING ME ASDHLGFADHJLSGASLJHFDGKHJFGH LOOK AT THAT I CAN’T
hiddlespeare: livinlavidasherloki: grammarforbreakfast: deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: iamthespacecadet: I went to public school. omfg i lost it after attempt 510 omfg JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE ‘
IS THAT HIS FUCKING ROOTS GROWING OUT GOD FKIGNSD YOU KNOW THAT CHART DESCRIBING HOW ATTRACTIVE THIS ASSHOLE GETS THE LONGER YOU LOOK AT HIM AND EVENTUALLY IT JUST BECOMES RAGE THIS IS IT THIS IS THE ONE MAXED OUT
Jesus was a Middle-Eastern Jewish man who advocated for the seperation of church and state, pacifism, free healthcare, and reform. Frankly, I'm surprised he's so popular among conservatives.
Wait… people are getting angry because Marvel casted a “white guy” for Iron Fist and not an asian? DUDE FUCKING DANNY RAND IS WHITETHIS IS HOW HE LOOKS WITHOUT THE FUCKING MASK, DO YOUR RESEARCH JESUS CHRIST.AND HOW COOL OF YOU, ASKING FOR
T’Challa: “Carol get the fucking message you’re wrong!”Carol: “But Ulysses told me that Miles is eeeeeviiiiiil we should lock him up”Goddammit Carol.BTW guys, i know that a lot of you are new to my tumblr, so the thing goes like this, every
galacticponycafe: Halley holy fucking goddamn jesus christ
villainous-murderers: Shelly Ramirez, niece to serial killer Richard Ramirez, claimed Richard masturbated in front of her when she visited him in prison. “He said if I wasn’t his niece he would fuck me any day,” said Shelly about the
acidprick: black-nata: Tom Hiddleston sucking on a popsicle, you’re welcome. No. Sweet jesus christ. Something just broke inside of me. Not sure if my heart or reproductive parts. please.
You’d think people would bury the fucking hatchet for one month a year but no y’all are still pissing around with your shitty ace discourse and ruining the first day of pride month for me so could y’all shut the actual fuck up and realize the community
Here’s for you, mr Wuffen. I wish you to meet far more pleasurable kind of people from now on.jesus christ my followers are the best i’m crying such happy tears atm omg
women-that-fuck-themselves: bustnutcum: xgifs-xvids18plus: Kendra Roll - Dildo In shower Wow!! She’s hot as fuck Jesus christ…
Dear fucking LORD, I left my room and noticed that the lights were on downstairs, meaning my parents are home. I asked them how long ago they got back and THANK FUCKING GOD it was after I finished recording. Shit, I was horrified for more than a moment
blqsucculents: enterlectualshawty: justice4mikebrown: what the fuck Jesus Christ. i’m disgusted that i’m not surprised by this
lmao…. Jesus Christ….
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What do you know about the Beats By Dre before there was a Dr. Dre?
What'chu mean you don’t fuck with Flocka? Then I suppose that means I don’t fuck with you.
osamusato:Look at this fucking Duke Nukem 64 memory card
auwa: tumblino: teen-blogging-sensation: OH MY GOD this is hilarious god jesus christ
aparticularlygoodfinder: the-kind-of-dakota: i wasn’t expecting this. JESUS CHRIST GODDAMMIT
time-travelingbananas: cunicular: New Zealand is the worst with ridiculous puns seriously we can’t help ourselves we have a town called Bulls and everytime we drive through there I just Oh god, we’re in Bulls…WHYBULLS JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU FUCKING
sliceofbri: THERE MUST BE A PARAGRAPH BREAK EVERY TIME A NEW CHARACTER SPEAKS THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL NO ONE WANTS TO READ ONE BIG BLOCK OF TEXT JESUS CHRIST
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thecanterbunnytails: deeznutsu: rawrical: ayeeitsrafael: ang3ladee: ilahvvbeaners: jvris: Smh cops at it again Fuck pigs What the fuck is wrong with people?! I WAS JUST WATCHING THIS. I GOT SO FUCKING MAD This is so disgusting Fuck cops man
rasec-wizzlbang:she came for his fucking life, jesus christ
krafteasymac:i’m fucking wheezing this is so demonic
mynameismad: esmethenezumi: mynameismad: A true disney princess jesus christ how can i not reblog this Wow hey I forgot I drew this
togepistew: becauseracecar: whilethewolfwaits:JESUS CHRIST I ALMOST JUST PISSED MYSELF lol THIS IS THE FUCKING BEST VIDEO IN THE WORLD
irl-slyblue: can they please release a nsfw re:code because I need more nsfw sly in my life esp with mizuki I mean jesus christ
i am so annoyed right now what the fuck, fuck my sister. like she fucking does this every goddamn fucking time. like i know we joke around a lot but what the actual fuck. every time she asks for something and i say no, she has the gall to get
sophiealdred: terrasigillata: thehandoftima: The new nokia THE FUCK the true ancestor of the 3310 has finally arrived
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aladdinofwhiterukh: orchidpoison: yukiibutt: The Judal Creature JESUS CHRIST JESUS CHRIST. I’m scared…
smileycub: 3centwhore: alexwestgaul: HOLY FUCKING FUCK. Jesus christ He’s so purrrrdy.
JESUS CHRIST
spmib: thelegendofroxas: emptygarrison: snitchitspellbound: kingfappy: top-flight-security-of-the-world: amijusttumblinalone: FUCK THESE ARE TEARS WHO PUT THESE ONIONS HERE? why do people like watching the world cry? crying fuck im crying there
losingwonderland: jesUS CHRIST
i-nyoom-nyoom: tenaflyviper: If the post above doesn’t singularly explain in one mere sentence how entirely fucked up tumblr is, then I don’t know what does. You couldn’t ask for a better demonstration.For far too many people, joining tumblr
wtfsexact: white4asianpussy: daddyfoundyou: awhitemaster: panjang18342: jackeylandhyde: Fucking serious? Wow… holy fuck Jesus Christ Okay this is awesome. Fake. But awesome. WTFSEXACT ✖️⚫️✖️
afrogrrrlxvx: brony-friendzoney-420: its-thelimit: wallyedge: endlessyuji: Most Brutal Metal Scream 2012 i’ve watched this about 10 times already and im gonna shit on myself Mother of Fuck. Jesus Christ I forgot mudvayne was a thing god fucking
sugarbabyno52: bossyprada: bossyprada:I have a 12 hour appointment today what the fuck.Jesus christ that was long as fuck but 💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰 No shade whatsoever but 12 hours???? Wtf do you do in a 12 hour appt????
ariasphyxia: oh my fucking god
what-is-this-i-dont-even: prettyboyshyflizzy:naturalneeshia: freshest-tittymilk: cosmic-noir: EXPLAIN THIS TO ME EXPLAIN IT WHAT KIND OF FUCKERY???\ Too much grossness in this picset I fucking can’t left colum 3rd down jesus christ its just
sundrycreations: I can’t fucking stand it when people say stuff like “oh every 13 year old think they’re bi” because: I didn’t. I didn’t let myself DARE think it. I was TERRIFIED to find myself attracted to multiple genders… because biphobic
My ankle is still fucked up, but if our lord Jesus Christ permits me and gives us a nice day, I shall be on my board
imessageworld: anjamoon: staininyourbrain: being best friends with a guy is extremely stressful tbh. extremely. stressful. I am fucking dying Jesus Christ
Y'know I really hate when people act like they do me these big ass fucking favors when in reality things just happened to work out for both parties. Things just happened to be convenient. You’re not special or great. Fuck yourself for trying
: Jesus Christ this has to stop
Indie films are so fucking weird, Jesus Christ
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oliviatheelf:jusdechatte:vegan-vulcan:batmomy: sizvideos: Video With all my heart I cannot respect people who drink and drive. Because it’s 100% preventable and fucking selfish Jesus christ, watch the video, it’s heartbreaking…..their medical
bootyexpress: madame-mircalla: not-so-tall-gay-danny: Oh my god republicans are so fucking stupid holy shit lmao “there’s no y-axis” i literally screamed
[SPOILERS]FINALLY JESUS CHRIST WHAT A GOOD EPISODE VERY GOOD YES YESPERIDOTS A FUCKING LITTLE SHIT BUT I CANT HELP BUT LAUGH OG MY GODP E A R L METAAAAAAA WE FUCKING CALLED IT RHIN WE FUCKING CALLED IT
rose-iii: What the fuck diiid you just fuckiiing say about me, you liiittle biiitch? iii’ll have you know iii graduated top of my class iiin the Navy Seals, and iii’ve been iiinvolved iiin numerous secret raiiids on Al-Quaeda, and iii have over 300
caliverable: dashingicecream: good lord the wind outside sounds like a screeching monkey maybe its not the wind maybe there’s rough monkey sex happening outside go see -literally gets up to check- they must have fucking finished cause the screaching
winganon: iguanamouth: birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist??? fuckin crazy ass bobbleheaded tiny motherfuckin i dont even things that dont make any sense dragon faced jesus christ is that a duck some kind of prehistoric nonsense